Italian Honeymoon

[Stabber]

> After returning from his honeymoon in Florida with his new bride, Virginia,
> > Luigi stopped by his old barbershop in Jersey to say hello to his friends.
> >
> > Giovanni said, "Hey Luigi, how wasa da treep?"
> >
> > Luigi said, "Everyting wasa perfecto except for da train ride down."
> >
> > "Whata you mean, Luigi?" asked Giovanni.
> >
> > "Well, we boarda da train at Grana Central Station. My beautiful Virginia ,
> > she pack a biga basket a food..
> >
> > She brough ta da vino, some nice cigars for me, and we were lookina forward
> > to da trip, and open upa da luncha basket.
> >
> > The conductore come aby, waga his finger at us anda say, 'no eat indisa car.
> > Musta use a dining car.'
> >
> > So, me and my beautiful Virginia, we go to da dining car, eat a biga lunch
> > and starta ta open da bottle of a nice a vino!
> >
> > Conductore walka by again, waga his finger and say, 'No drinka in disa car!
> > Musta use a cluba car.' So, we go to cluba car.
> >
> > While a drinkina da vino, I starta to lighta my biga cigar. The conductore,
> > he waga is finger again and say, 'No a smokina disa car. Musta go to a
> > smokina car.'
> >
> > "We go to a smokina car and I smoke a my biga cigar.
> >
> > Then my beautiful Virginia and I, we go to a sleeper car anda go to bed. We
> > just about to go boombada boombada and the conductore, he walka through da
> > hallway shouting at a top of his a voice..
> >
> > 'Nofolka Virginia ! Nofolka Virginia !'
> >
> > "Nexta time, I'ma just gonna taka da bus ..

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