Dry Slippers

[Stabber]

A 96 yr old man goes to the drug store and asks the pharmacist for Viagra. The Pharmacist says Sure how many, 6 please. Can you cut them into 4. The pharmacist says yes i can but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. The Old man says, "Son, I don't want a full erection, I just want it to stick out enough so I don't piss on my slippers!"

[Woodstock]

A 96 yr old man goes to the drug store and asks the pharmacist for Viagra. The Pharmacist says Sure how many, 6 please. Can you cut them into 4. The pharmacist says yes i can but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. The Old man says, "Son, I don't want a full erection, I just want it to stick out enough so I don't piss on my slippers!"

That's funny shitake there, boy. My father in law would have laughed at that one!