The Pirate

[Stabber]

A pirate walked into a bar. The bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible."

"What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine."

"What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before."

"Well," said the pirate, "We were in a battle, and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now."

The bartender replied, "Well, OK, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?"

The pirate explained, "We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off and I got fitted with a hook, but I'm fine, really."

"What about that eye patch?"

"Oh," said the pirate, "One day we were at sea, and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up, and one of them pooped in my eye."

"You're kidding, right?" said the bartender. "You couldn't lose an eye just from bird stuff, right."

"It was my first day with the hook."

[Honch0]

I hope your tennis elbow is better than your jokes

[Stabber]

I hope you and your Partner will attend the Brooklyn Meeting next wednesday

[Honch0]

Not unless you want to pick me up from Lubec Maine...I'll be relaxing on the waterfront...Al

[Stabber]

OK! I'll see you at 1:30 so we are not late to the Meeting. how Bout That "Other Guy"

[Honch0]

I think he's in that movie

[DaBird]

Good thing that Pirate didn't have THE CRABS