Charleslee
05-18-2020, 11:20 AM
We all could use a good laugh-especially in these fucked-up times! Hope all my Dalton brothers & their families are healthy. I survived the Kung Flu. Lucky in that I experienced no real breathing problems. I could tell though that the crap was in my lungs. Periodic involuntary gasps. Cold sweats for over a week. Exhaustion. Damn Chinese bastards! Fucked the world good!!!
So here you go:
Greenday was sitting at the bar, staring into his untouched beer.
The bartender walked over and asked “What’s the problem, pal?”
With a heavy sigh, Greenie explained, “My brother just told me that there’s a sperm bank in his neighborhood that pays $50 for a donation.”
“Yeah, so?” asked the bartender.
“Don’t you see?” Greenie cried. “I’ve let a fortune slip through my fingers!”
So here you go:
Greenday was sitting at the bar, staring into his untouched beer.
The bartender walked over and asked “What’s the problem, pal?”
With a heavy sigh, Greenie explained, “My brother just told me that there’s a sperm bank in his neighborhood that pays $50 for a donation.”
“Yeah, so?” asked the bartender.
“Don’t you see?” Greenie cried. “I’ve let a fortune slip through my fingers!”