Charleslee
07-02-2016, 11:14 AM
A Greek and an Italian were talking one day, discussing who had the superior culture over coffee, the Greek says, "Well, we built the Parthenon."
The Italian replies, "Ya, but we built the Coliseum!"
The Greek retorts, "We Greeks gave birth to modern mathematics."
"The Italian, nodding, says, "We built the vast Roman Empire."
And so on, and so on, until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion
With a flourish of finality he says, "We invented sex!"
Undaunted, the Italian quickly chirps back,
"That is true, but it was the Italians who included women.”
End of discussion.
The Italian replies, "Ya, but we built the Coliseum!"
The Greek retorts, "We Greeks gave birth to modern mathematics."
"The Italian, nodding, says, "We built the vast Roman Empire."
And so on, and so on, until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion
With a flourish of finality he says, "We invented sex!"
Undaunted, the Italian quickly chirps back,
"That is true, but it was the Italians who included women.”
End of discussion.