whitefang
03-24-2016, 11:52 AM
The Outhouse
Once there was a little boy who lived in the country.
The family had to use an outhouse, and the little boy hated
it because it was so hot in the summer, freezing cold
in the winter and stank all the time.
The outhouse was sitting on the bank of a creek and
the boy was determined that one day he would push
that old outhouse straight into the creek.
One day after a spring rain, the creek was swollen
so the little boy Decided today was the day to push
the outhouse into the creek. He found a large stick
and started pushing. Finally, the outhouse toppled
into the creek and floated away.
That night his dad told him they were going to the
woodshed after supper. Knowing that meant a
spanking, the little boy asked why. The dad
replied, "Someone pushed the outhouse into the
reek today. It was you, wasn't it son?"
The boy answered yes. Then he thought a moment
and said, Dad, I read in school today that
George Washington chopped down a cherry tree and didn't get into trouble because he told the truth..."
The dad replied, "Well, son, George Washington's
father wasn't in the cherry tree."
Once there was a little boy who lived in the country.
The family had to use an outhouse, and the little boy hated
it because it was so hot in the summer, freezing cold
in the winter and stank all the time.
The outhouse was sitting on the bank of a creek and
the boy was determined that one day he would push
that old outhouse straight into the creek.
One day after a spring rain, the creek was swollen
so the little boy Decided today was the day to push
the outhouse into the creek. He found a large stick
and started pushing. Finally, the outhouse toppled
into the creek and floated away.
That night his dad told him they were going to the
woodshed after supper. Knowing that meant a
spanking, the little boy asked why. The dad
replied, "Someone pushed the outhouse into the
reek today. It was you, wasn't it son?"
The boy answered yes. Then he thought a moment
and said, Dad, I read in school today that
George Washington chopped down a cherry tree and didn't get into trouble because he told the truth..."
The dad replied, "Well, son, George Washington's
father wasn't in the cherry tree."