Charleslee
06-01-2015, 07:47 AM
"Before You put your
Camel to Bed .. ."
Jiggs McDonald, NHL Hall of Fame
broadcaster speaking in Ontario, says:
"I am truly perplexed that
so many of my friends are against another
mosque being built in
Toronto. I think it should be the goal of
every
Canadian to
be tolerant regardless of their religious
beliefs. Thus
the
mosque should be allowed, in an effort to
promote
tolerance."
"That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be
opened next door to
the mosque; thereby promoting tolerance from
within the mosque. We
could call one of the clubs, which
would be gay, "The Turban Cowboy,"
and the other, a topless bar,
would be called "You Mecca Me Hot."
"Next door should be a
butcher shop that specializes in pork, and
adjacent to that an
open-pit barbecue pork restaurant, called
“Iraq
of
Ribs."
“Across the street there could be a lingerie store
called "Victoria
Keeps Nothing Secret," with sexy mannequins in
the window modeling the
goods, and on the other side a liquor
store called "Morehammered."
"All of this would encourage Muslims
to demonstrate the tolerance they
demand of us.”
Yes we should
promote tolerance, and you can do your part by
passing
this
on. And if you are not laughing or smiling
at this
point... It
is either past your bedtime, or its midnight at
the oasis and time to
put your camel to bed.
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Camel to Bed .. ."
Jiggs McDonald, NHL Hall of Fame
broadcaster speaking in Ontario, says:
"I am truly perplexed that
so many of my friends are against another
mosque being built in
Toronto. I think it should be the goal of
every
Canadian to
be tolerant regardless of their religious
beliefs. Thus
the
mosque should be allowed, in an effort to
promote
tolerance."
"That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be
opened next door to
the mosque; thereby promoting tolerance from
within the mosque. We
could call one of the clubs, which
would be gay, "The Turban Cowboy,"
and the other, a topless bar,
would be called "You Mecca Me Hot."
"Next door should be a
butcher shop that specializes in pork, and
adjacent to that an
open-pit barbecue pork restaurant, called
“Iraq
of
Ribs."
“Across the street there could be a lingerie store
called "Victoria
Keeps Nothing Secret," with sexy mannequins in
the window modeling the
goods, and on the other side a liquor
store called "Morehammered."
"All of this would encourage Muslims
to demonstrate the tolerance they
demand of us.”
Yes we should
promote tolerance, and you can do your part by
passing
this
on. And if you are not laughing or smiling
at this
point... It
is either past your bedtime, or its midnight at
the oasis and time to
put your camel to bed.
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