Snapper
03-10-2015, 06:51 PM
The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.
The wife was very upset about this, and decided to talk.
To her about the raise. She asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?" .
Maria: "Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze." .
"The first is that I iron better than you." .
Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?" .
Maria: "Jor huzban he say so." .
Wife: "Oh yeah?" .
Maria: "The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you." .
Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"
Maria: "Jor hozban did."
Wife, increasingly agitated: "Oh he did, did he?" .
Maria: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed." .
Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth..
Wife: "And did my husband say that as well?"..
Maria: "No Señora...."The gardener did." .
Wife: "So, how much do you want?" .
The wife was very upset about this, and decided to talk.
To her about the raise. She asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?" .
Maria: "Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze." .
"The first is that I iron better than you." .
Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?" .
Maria: "Jor huzban he say so." .
Wife: "Oh yeah?" .
Maria: "The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you." .
Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"
Maria: "Jor hozban did."
Wife, increasingly agitated: "Oh he did, did he?" .
Maria: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed." .
Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth..
Wife: "And did my husband say that as well?"..
Maria: "No Señora...."The gardener did." .
Wife: "So, how much do you want?" .