whitefang
12-19-2014, 08:17 PM
Subject: PARKING TICKET!
My wife and I went into town and visited a shop. When we came out,
there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.. We went up to him
and I said, "come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a
break?" He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called
him an "asshole." He glared at me and started writing another
ticket for having worn-out tires. So Shirley (my wife) called
him a "shithead." He finished the second ticket and put it on
the windshield with the first. Then he started writing more
tickets.
This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets
he wrote. He finally finished, sneered at us and walked away.
Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it and went home. We
always look for cars with Obama 2012 stickers. We try to have a
little fun each day now that we're retired. Its so important at our
age!!
My wife and I went into town and visited a shop. When we came out,
there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.. We went up to him
and I said, "come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a
break?" He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called
him an "asshole." He glared at me and started writing another
ticket for having worn-out tires. So Shirley (my wife) called
him a "shithead." He finished the second ticket and put it on
the windshield with the first. Then he started writing more
tickets.
This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets
he wrote. He finally finished, sneered at us and walked away.
Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it and went home. We
always look for cars with Obama 2012 stickers. We try to have a
little fun each day now that we're retired. Its so important at our
age!!