Charleslee
09-09-2014, 11:41 AM
Subject: 72 Virgins
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Subject: 72 Virgins
A suicide bomber did his work and went to heaven, as foretold. When he met Allah, he said to Allah that he was ready to claim his prize, as promised. Out of curiosity he asked Allah why there were so many virgins in heaven.
Allah replied, "Actually, the 72 virgins are here in heaven because assholes like you murdered them before they could experience sex. Since they're virgins, they're sexually ravenous; and you'll be on constant duty. And I shall banish you from Paradise should you fail!"
The bomber responded, "Bring them on. How hard can it be to keep 72 women satisfied ?"
And Allah replied, "Who said they were women?
Great minds discuss ideas; Average minds discuss events; Small minds discuss people.
:
Subject: 72 Virgins
A suicide bomber did his work and went to heaven, as foretold. When he met Allah, he said to Allah that he was ready to claim his prize, as promised. Out of curiosity he asked Allah why there were so many virgins in heaven.
Allah replied, "Actually, the 72 virgins are here in heaven because assholes like you murdered them before they could experience sex. Since they're virgins, they're sexually ravenous; and you'll be on constant duty. And I shall banish you from Paradise should you fail!"
The bomber responded, "Bring them on. How hard can it be to keep 72 women satisfied ?"
And Allah replied, "Who said they were women?