Charleslee
09-09-2014, 07:57 AM
Member Diablito & other bikers w/ especially appreciate this one:
Only to those who understand: Turpentine vs. HolyWater
A little Cajun boy was sitting on the footpath with a bottle of Turpentine. He was shaking it up and watching all the bubbles.h
A Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had.
The little boy said, 'This is the most powerful liquid in the world; it's called Turpentine.'
The Priest said, 'No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you rub it on a pregnant woman's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby.'
The little boy replied, 'If you rub turpentine on a cat’s rear end, he'll pass a Harley-Davidson!'
Only to those who understand: Turpentine vs. HolyWater
A little Cajun boy was sitting on the footpath with a bottle of Turpentine. He was shaking it up and watching all the bubbles.h
A Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had.
The little boy said, 'This is the most powerful liquid in the world; it's called Turpentine.'
The Priest said, 'No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you rub it on a pregnant woman's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby.'
The little boy replied, 'If you rub turpentine on a cat’s rear end, he'll pass a Harley-Davidson!'