whitefang
02-14-2014, 08:15 PM
GUN COLLECTING
You may have heard on the news about a Southern California man who
was put under 72-hour psychiatric observation when it was found he owned
100 guns and allegedly had (by rough estimate) 100,000 rounds of ammunition stored in his home. The house also featured a secret escape tunnel.
By Southern California standards someone owning 100,000 rounds would be
called "mentally unstable."
Just imagine if he lived elsewhere:
In San Francisco the liberals would deny he even existed (while he is taken
away and his guns given to politicians).
In Arizona , he'd be called "an avid gun collector."
In Arkansas , he'd be called "a novice gun collector."
In Utah , he'd be called "moderately well prepared," but they'd probably reserve judgment until they made sure that he had a corresponding quantity of stored food.”
In Kansas, he'd be "A guy down the road you would want to have for a friend."
In Montana and Kentucky, he'd be called "The neighborhood 'Go-To' guy.”
In Alabama, he'd be called "a likely gubernatorial candidate."
In Georgia, he'd be called "an eligible bachelor."
In North Carolina, Virginia, Mississippi, and South Carolina he would be called
a “deer hunting buddy."
And in Texas he's just "Bubba, who's a little short on ammo."
You may have heard on the news about a Southern California man who
was put under 72-hour psychiatric observation when it was found he owned
100 guns and allegedly had (by rough estimate) 100,000 rounds of ammunition stored in his home. The house also featured a secret escape tunnel.
By Southern California standards someone owning 100,000 rounds would be
called "mentally unstable."
Just imagine if he lived elsewhere:
In San Francisco the liberals would deny he even existed (while he is taken
away and his guns given to politicians).
In Arizona , he'd be called "an avid gun collector."
In Arkansas , he'd be called "a novice gun collector."
In Utah , he'd be called "moderately well prepared," but they'd probably reserve judgment until they made sure that he had a corresponding quantity of stored food.”
In Kansas, he'd be "A guy down the road you would want to have for a friend."
In Montana and Kentucky, he'd be called "The neighborhood 'Go-To' guy.”
In Alabama, he'd be called "a likely gubernatorial candidate."
In Georgia, he'd be called "an eligible bachelor."
In North Carolina, Virginia, Mississippi, and South Carolina he would be called
a “deer hunting buddy."
And in Texas he's just "Bubba, who's a little short on ammo."