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Snapper
12-27-2013, 10:04 PM
A middle-aged couple had finally learned how to send and receive texts on their cell phones. The wife, being a romantic at heart, decided one day that she'd send her husband a text while she was out of the house, having coffee with a friend.

She texted:

"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you."

The husband, being a no-nonsense sort of guy, texted back:

"I'm on the toilet. Please advise."

Stabber
12-28-2013, 11:17 PM
laugh2
Wonder what Her next text will be........

Charleslee
12-30-2013, 07:36 AM
That was funny-very good!