Love Story

[Charleslee]

A short love story



A man and a woman who had never met before,

but who were both married to other people,

found themselves assigned to the same sleeping

room on a trans-continental train.





Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over

sharing a room, they were both very tired and

fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth

and she in the lower.





At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke

the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you,

but would you be willing to reach into the closet

to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."



"I have a better idea," she replied "Just for tonight,

let's pretend that we're married."



"Wow! That's a great idea!", he exclaimed.



"'Good", she replied. "Get your own fucking blanket."



After a moment of silence, he farted.