Charleslee
10-17-2013, 10:33 PM
Not as funny as my last one but:
Subject: Some Country humor
What has 72 legs and 26 teeth? The first row at a Willie Nelson concert!
Why do urban cowboys always have shit in their mustache? Lookin for love in all the wrong places....
How is a tornado the same as a country music fan's divorce? Whenever one happens, someone always loses a trailer.
Why are cowboy hats curved up on the sides? So you can seat three across in a pickup truck.
What are old reruns of "HeeHaw" called in Kentucky? Documentaries
Subject: Some Country humor
What has 72 legs and 26 teeth? The first row at a Willie Nelson concert!
Why do urban cowboys always have shit in their mustache? Lookin for love in all the wrong places....
How is a tornado the same as a country music fan's divorce? Whenever one happens, someone always loses a trailer.
Why are cowboy hats curved up on the sides? So you can seat three across in a pickup truck.
What are old reruns of "HeeHaw" called in Kentucky? Documentaries