Charleslee
03-22-2013, 08:43 AM
Signs:
Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
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Sign In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels."
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On a Septic Tank Truck: Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
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Sign At a Proctologist's door: "To expedite your visit, please back in."
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Sign At an Optometrist's Office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
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Sign On a Plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed."
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Sign On another Plumber's truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
************************** Sign On a Church's Billboard: "7 days without God makes one weak."
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At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next blowout."
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Sign At a Towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
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Sign On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."
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Sign In a Non-smoking Area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
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Sign On a Maternity Room door: "Push. Push. Push."
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Sign On a Taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff."
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Sign On a Fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"
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Sign At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
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Sign Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
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Sign In a Veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
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Sign At the Electric Company "We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don't, you will be."
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Sign In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up."
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Sign In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait."
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Sign At a Propane Filling Station: "Thank heaven for little grills."
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Sign at CHICAGO RADIATOR SHOP: "Best place in town to take a leak."
************************** Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck: "Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises
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Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
**************************
Sign In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels."
**************************
On a Septic Tank Truck: Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
**************************
Sign At a Proctologist's door: "To expedite your visit, please back in."
**************************
Sign At an Optometrist's Office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
**************************
Sign On a Plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed."
**************************
Sign On another Plumber's truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
************************** Sign On a Church's Billboard: "7 days without God makes one weak."
**************************
At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next blowout."
**************************
Sign At a Towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
**************************
Sign On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."
**************************
Sign In a Non-smoking Area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
**************************
Sign On a Maternity Room door: "Push. Push. Push."
**************************
Sign On a Taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff."
**************************
Sign On a Fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"
**************************
Sign At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
**************************
Sign Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
**************************
Sign In a Veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
**************************
Sign At the Electric Company "We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don't, you will be."
**************************
Sign In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up."
**************************
Sign In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait."
**************************
Sign At a Propane Filling Station: "Thank heaven for little grills."
**************************
Sign at CHICAGO RADIATOR SHOP: "Best place in town to take a leak."
************************** Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck: "Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises
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