Every week, I enter the state lottery hoping to win; I never did.

Finally, I prayed vigorously and, hoping for God's message, as I walked around the State Fair.

A flash of lightning struck as I was passing by Nadine's carnival stall.

She was bending over and I saw she was not wearing panties. I could see the number 7 tattooed on each of her butt cheeks.

I bet on 77, as I thought God had given me a sign.

Sadly, I lost again.

The winning number was 707.

Moral of the story : Never underestimate the importance of assholes in your life.