Cookies

[Charleslee]

Little Johnny saw his grandpa sitting on the porch drinking a beer and he asked his grandpa if he could have a beer. His grandpa said "Can your dick touch your asshole?" Little Johnny said no and his grandpa said "then you're not old enough". Later on little Johnny saw his grandpa smoking a pipe. Little Johnny asked him if he could smoke a pipe and his grandpa asked "Can your dick touch your asshole?" Little Johnny said no and once again, his grandpa said "You aren't old enough." Little Johnny got to feeling really sad and went inside to the kitchen where his grandma was making cookies. She asked little Johnny what was wrong and he told her that grandpa wouldn't let him have a beer or smoke a pipe. Feeling bad for little Johnny, his grandma gave him a plate of cookies and told him not to share them with anyone, that they were all his. So little Johnny took his plate of cookies out to the front porch and sat next to his grandpa to eat his cookies. His grandpa looked over and asked little Johnnie if he could have a cookie. Little Johnny asked his grandpa, "Can your dick touch your asshole?" His grandpa said, "Yes it can". Little Johnny said, "Good! Go fuck yourself, these are my cookies!”

[whitefang]

That is funny, and I thought they were done. Good to see again.