Blonde
One day, a blonde was sick and tired of all the blonde jokes and wanted to prove herself
So she began going door to door to see if there was any type of work that she could do.
She arrived at this wealthy family home where she knocked on the door and a man answered. “Hi. I’m tired of being called blonde and being told that I’m dumb. Is there any job that I can do to prove my worth?”
The man looked at her strangely. “Sure. You can paint my porch for me for $20. There is paint and brushes in the garage.”
“I’ll do it.” So she headed to the garage to get the supplies.
The wife looked at the husband and said, “does she not realize that it’s a wrap around porch?”
The husband shrugged his shoulders. A half hour later, there was a knock at the door and it was the blonde.
“I’m done,” she said.
“Wow. You finished that quickly?”
“Yep. And even gave it a second coat.”
Although he was surprised, he handed her the $20.
As she was leaving, she turned around to the man and said, “and by the way, it’s called a Porsche, not a porch.”
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