Creating Horses
God is sitting around, thinking very hard about the next creature he will create for the new paradise called Earth. He finally coalesces his thoughts and ***creates a horse**** God says, "You can run fast." Horse: "Nice!" God: " A little human will sit on you and beat you with a stick." Horse: "Uhhhh...." God: "When a race is run and you win, HE gets a trophy and cash." Horse: "Huh....???" God: " If you break a leg, you get shot." Horse: "Hey, WTF?!!!!!!!" God: "You got a 3 foot dick..." Horse: "Ok I’m in.”
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