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  1. 12-11-2019, 12:59 PM #1
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    Unhappy Lottery

    Every week, I enter the state lottery hoping to win; I never did.

    Finally, I prayed vigorously and, hoping for God's message, as I walked around the State Fair.

    A flash of lightning struck as I was passing by Nadine's carnival stall.

    She was bending over and I saw she was not wearing panties. I could see the number 7 tattooed on each of her butt cheeks.

    I bet on 77, as I thought God had given me a sign.

    Sadly, I lost again.

    The winning number was 707.

    Moral of the story : Never underestimate the importance of assholes in your life.
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  2. 12-11-2019, 08:13 PM #2
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    Yes, I agree. I work amongst assholes almost every day. I'll play that number every day now!
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  3. 12-12-2019, 06:52 AM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Snapper View Post
    Yes, I agree. I work amongst assholes almost every day. I'll play that number every day now!
    You and me both! Sadly the younger engineers just don’t have the same fiber as our generation. The good thing is that none of the young guys will ever be able to push me out!
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