1. MONICA LEWINSKY
2. O.J. SIMPSON
3. TED KENNEDY
4. BILL CLINTON

WHY, YOU ASK? Well, you're going to love this!
1. MONICA IS A HOOKER
2. O.J. IS A SLICER
3. TED CAN'T DRIVE OVER WATER, AND . . .
4. BILL CAN'T REMEMBER WHICH HOLE HE PLAYED LAST