The Pilots

[Stabber]

A SOUTHWEST FLIGHT DEPARTS FROM SAN ANTONIO FOR LOS ANGELES WITH A JEWISH PILOT AND A CHINESE CO-PILOT.


It's the first time they've flown together and an awkward silence between
the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike.

Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the
auto-pilot, leans back in his seat and mutters, 'I don't like Chinese.

'No rike Chinee?' asks the co-pilot, ' Why so?'

'You people bombed Pearl Harbor, that's why!'

'No, no', the co-pilot protests, 'Chinee not bomb Pehl Hahbah! That Japanee,
NOT chinee you idiot.'

'Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese.....doesn't matter, you're all alike!'

There's a few minutes of silence.

'I no rike Jews!' the co-pilot suddenly announces.

'Oh yeah, why not?' asks the captain.

'Jews sink Titanic!' says the co-pilot.

'What? You're insane! Jews didn't sink the Titanic!' exclaims the captain,
'It was an iceberg!'

'Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg........all the same."

[Charleslee]

That really made me laugh!

[Eladerman]

Hahahahaha!