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    Subject: FW: The Priest's Retirement Speech

    You don't need to be Catholic and go to confession to appreciate this
    story. But, make sure you always live by the last line!.......!

    A Priest was being honored at his retirement dinner after 25 years in
    the parish. A leading local figure and member of the congregation was
    chosen to make the presentation and to give a little speech at the
    dinner.
    However, he was delayed, so the Priest decided to say his own few
    words while they waited:
    I got my first impression of the parish from the first confession I
    heard here. I thought I had been assigned to a terrible place. The
    very first person who entered my confessional told me he had stolen a
    television set and, when questioned by the police, was
    able to lie his way out of it. He had stolen money from his parents;
    embezzled from his employer; had an affair with his boss's wife; had
    sex with his boss's 17-year old daughter on numerous occasions; taken
    illegal drugs; had several homosexual affairs; was
    arrested several times for public nudity and gave a STD to his
    sister-in-law. I was appalled that one person could do so many awful
    things.

    But as the days went on, I learned that my people were not all like
    that and I had, indeed, come to a fine parish full of good and loving
    people.

    Just as the Priest finished his talk, the politician arrived full of
    apologies at being late. He immediately began to make the presentation
    and give his talk:

    "I'll never forget the first day our beloved Priest arrived", said the
    politician. "In fact, I had the honor of being the first person to go
    to him for confession."


    MORAL: Never, Never, Never Be Late.......................... ..

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    Very, Very Nice!
    Snapper

    Don't put your finger where you wouldn't put your face!!!

    If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough.

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    hahahah!
    cdr

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    too funny

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