Coyote Principal
California
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> * The Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature
> trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks the Governor's dog, then bites the
> Governor.
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> * The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie "Bambi"
> and then realizes he should stop because the coyote is only doing what is
> natural.
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> * He calls animal control. Animal Control captures the coyote and bills
> the state $200 testing it for diseases and $500 for relocating it.
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> * He calls a veterinarian. The vet collects the dead dog and bills the
> State $200 testing it for diseases.
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> * The Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for
> diseases from the coyote and on getting his bite wound bandaged.
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> * The running trail gets shut down for 6 months while Fish & Game
> conducts a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is now free of dangerous
> animals.
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> * The Governor spends $50,000 in state funds implementing a "coyote
> awareness program" for residents of the area.
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> * The State Legislature spends $2 million to study how to better treat
> rabies and how to permanently eradicate the disease throughout the world.
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> * The Governor's security agent is fired for not stopping the attack. The
> state spends $150,000 to hire and train a new agent with additional
> special training concerning the nature of coyotes.
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> * PETA protests the coyote's relocation and files a $5 million suit
> against the state.
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> TEXAS
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> * The Governor of Texas is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A
> coyote jumps out and attacks his dog.
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> * The Governor shoots the coyote with his state-issued pistol and keeps
> jogging. The Governor has spent $.50 on a .45 ACP hollow point cartridge.
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> * The buzzards eat the dead coyote.
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> And that, my friends, is why California is broke and Texas is not.
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Originally Posted by Charleslee
