There was a little 6 year old boy sitting on the toilet that had the runs. He couldn't stop crapping for nothing. He called for his Mom and she came a running. She asks the boy.. "what is wrong with you" and he stated..."I need some Viagra". She then asked.."why in the world do you need Viagra"?.. The little boy said.. "you are always telling Dad to get Viagra when his shit won't get hard".