Understanding Army Helicopter Pilots

[Charleslee]

This may have been posted previously & if so, pls. excus me, however, still good:
Understanding Army Helicopter Pilots...

(Especially the ones who flew in Vietnam...)

A priest, a doctor, and an Army helicopter pilot were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.

The pilot fumed, "What's with those guys? We must have been waiting for fifteen minutes!"

The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such inept golf!"

The priest said, "Here comes the greens-keeper. Let's have a word with him."

He said, "Hello George, What's wrong with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?"

The greens-keeper replied, "Oh, yes. That's a group of blind firemen. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime!."

The group fell silent for a moment. The priest said, "That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight."

The doctor said, "Good idea. I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist colleague and see if there's anything she can do for them."

The helicopter pilot said, "Why can't they play at night?"

Six,

Out

[eddiebob]

No kidding. I recently worked with a retired Apache pilot who flew in Afghanistan. Google "you can't surrender to a helicopter". Ed B