...two women died suddenly in an auto accident.
St. Peter met them at the Pearly Gates,
"Welcome ladies. You can do pretty much anything you care to in heaven. Only one hard & fast rule. DO NOT STEP ON A DUCK!"
Week or so passed and sure enough one of the ladies accidentally stepped on a duck.
St. Peter appeared instantly with an ugly, hairy, stinking man and he handcuffed him to her.
"You have to spend the rest of eternity handcuffed to this man."
Another week or so passed and then St. Peter appeared to the other lady, this time with a muscular good looking, blonde, blue eyed man and he handcuffed him to her.
She asked the studly guy, " Gee, what do you suppose we did?"
He looked at her and replied, " I don't know about you,...but I accidentally stepped on a duck."