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  1. 02-10-2016, 03:30 PM #1
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    Talking Barbie

    One day a father, on his way home from work suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, 'How much for one of those Barbies in the display window?'
    The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95'.

    The amazed father asks: 'It's what? Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?'

    Annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers:
    'Sir, Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Truck, Ken's House, Ken's Fishing Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken’s Dog, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a charm bracelet made from Ken's testicles.'
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  2. 02-10-2016, 07:02 PM #2
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