I heard this joke the other day and changed it to reflect illegal invaders......er I mean undocumented democrats. OK there are three guys in a bar. A cowboy, an indian, and an illegal immigrant. They are discussing the state of how things are in the country.

The indian says "once my people were very many, but now we are but very few". The illegal immigrant then says "once we were very few, but now thanks to the taxpayers we are very, very, very, very many". The cowboy takes a sip of his bourbon, looks up and then says "Thats because we ain't played cowboys and illegals yet"

There you have how to handle the illegal immigration problem. A nice game of cowboys and illegals. Cowboys and liberals would probably be a very beneficial game to gun owners.