2 old ladies meet in heaven

[Stabber]

SYLVIA: Hi! Wanda.


WANDA: Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die?


SYLVIA: I froze to death.


WANDA: How horrible!


SYLVIA: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death.
What about you?


WANDA: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband
was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I
found him all by himself in the den watching TV.


SYLVIA: So, what happened?


WANDA: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I
started running all over the house looking.I ran up into the attic and
searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and
checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere,
and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart
attack and died!


SYLVIA: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer -- We'd both still be
alive!!

[Charleslee]

That was good!

[Eladerman]

Ya it was Charleslee, you made me chuckle...Snapper. Thanks! We all need to chuckle everyday!