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    Default The Waitress

    > A man and a woman were having a quiet, romantic dinner
    > in a fine restaurant.
    > They were gazing lovingly at each other and holding hands.
    >
    > The waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps
    > away, suddenly noticed
    > the woman slowly sliding down her chair and under the table
    > -
    > but the man stared straight ahead.
    >
    > The waitress watched as the woman slid all the way down her
    > chair and
    > out of sight under the table. Still, the man stared straight
    > ahead.
    >
    > The waitress, thinking this behavior a bit risqué, and
    > worried that it might offend
    > other diners, went over to the table and, tactfully, began
    > by saying to the man
    > "Pardon me, sir, but I think your wife just slid under
    > the table."
    > The man calmly looked up at her and said, "No, she
    > didn't. She just walked in."
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    Damn, I just had some terrible thoughts about this..LMAO
    " It's not big around, but it's short !"

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