Results 1 to 5 of 5

Thread: My Al Sharpton encounter

  1. #1
    Join Date
    Feb 2009
    Location
    Stump Jumpin' in SJ
    Posts
    2,883

    Default My Al Sharpton encounter


    THIS IS MY STORY AND I’M STICKING TO IT!!

    I have always questioned if Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton were really preachers since they have no church.
    When I heard Al Sharpton was guest preacher at a black Las Vegas Church, I decided to check him out in person and see what it was all about.
    I sat down and Sharpton came up to me - I don't know why, maybe it was because I was the only white person in the Church.
    He laid his hands on my hand and said: "By the will of Jesus the Lord All Mighty, and the will of God, you will walk today."
    I told him I was not paralyzed. He came back and laid his hands on me again, and repeated the same thing.
    Again I told him there is nothing wrong with me.
    After the sermon I stepped outside and lo and behold, my fucking car had been stolen!
    Snapper

    Don't put your finger where you wouldn't put your face!!!

    If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough.

  2. #2

    Default

    hahahahha, Damn good one, Snappa

    Hope it wan't the Vette
    http://www.stabberssteelconnection.c...ex.php?cPath=1

    Got Siska's?

    Lotsa Knives-No MoneyUSA

  3. #3

    Default

    Had me laughing too!
    " It's not big around, but it's short !"

  4. #4

    Default

    Classic. Very good. Can't stand that SOB!

  5. #5

    Default

    that was a good one.
    and the road goes on forever.....

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •