Have you ever wondered why it's OK to make jokes about
Catholics, the Pope, Jews, Christians, the Irish, the Italians,
the Polish, the Chinese, the French (including French Canadians),
the elderly, bad golfers, etc,
but its insensitive to make jokes about Muslims?

We need to level the playing field for the sake of
political correctness.....

SO HERE IS A FEW TO GET STARTED...

If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher,
but you can't afford shoes,
You may be a Muslim.

If you have more wives than teeth,
You may be a Muslim.


If you wipe your butt with your bare hand but
consider bacon to be unclean,
You may be a Muslim.

If you think vests come in two styles:
Bullet-proof and suicide.
You may be a Muslim

If you can't think of anyone
you haven't declared jihad against,
You may be a Muslim.

If you consider television dangerous but routinely
carry explosives in your clothing,
You may be a Muslim.

If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have
uses other than setting off roadside bombs,
You may be a Muslim.

If you have nothing against women and think every
man should own at least four,
You may be a Muslim.