I got my Tax Return"Returned"! I was trying to get a jump on doing my taxes this year, but the IRS sent my Tax Return back!! I guess it was because of my response to the line, which said: "List All Dependents"... I replied 12 million illegal immigrants , 3 million crack heads , 42 million unemployable people on food stamps , 2 million people in over 243 prisons, and 535 fools in the U.S. House and Senate .

Apparently , this was NOT acceptable. So I sent it back with a question …

"Did I forget someone?"