Blonde phone call to mom....
"Hi, Mom, it's me...."
"Hi, Sally, are you okay?"
"I thought you were with your father at the Ace Hardware store looking for a drill...."
"Yeah, I was, but I got arrested and they've let me make one phone call, and that's why I'm calling you...."
"Oh, my God! What happened?"
"Oh, I punched this African-American woman in the face."
"What on earth....Why did you do that...?"
"Well, it really wasn't my fault."
"Dad told me to find a Black
and Decker....
Mom, I knocked the shit out of her...!"
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