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The couple was 85 years old, and had been married for sixty years. Though not young, they were both in very good health, largely due to the wife's insistence on healthy foods and exercise for the...

Enjoy:

https://twitter.com/electionwiz/status/1476959530072350721?s=10

Thanks Dale.

The sad state of America today…


Evil unleashed.
Critical things to think about in 2022.

I never dreamed that I would have to face the prospect of not living
in the United States of...

Little Johnny saw his grandpa sitting on the porch drinking a beer and he asked his grandpa if he could have a beer. His grandpa said "Can your dick touch your asshole?" Little Johnny said no and his...

A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car. His father thought about his son's request and told him that he'd consider...

Never mind, it was something hilarious on Imgur but for some damn reason it wouldn’t paste.

WARNING : Graphic! If squeamish - move along:

https://www.akfiles.com/forums/data/video/79/79662-c9740f3ceaab63330ed22ff5e51cf23e.mp4

34 + 4 adults

https://youtu.be/fB32ca-euFc

https://youtu.be/B_crPb-9mnE

A fleeing Taliban terrorist, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghan desert when he saw something far off in the distance.

Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the mirage, only to...

https://youtu.be/soI0q3CBliE

https://youtu.be/tSrH-6YUf1g

A man walks into a bar, notices a massive jar on the counter, and sees that it's filled to the brim with $10 bills. He guesses there must be at least ten thousand dollars in it. He approaches the...

One day, a blonde was sick and tired of all the blonde jokes and wanted to prove herself
So she began going door to door to see if there was any type of work that she could do.

She arrived at...

A local hunter went out first day of hunting season but unfortunately,
was bitten by a tick and was stricken with a tick-borne disease.
He was admitted to the local hospital where he also tested...

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House.

One is from Chicago, another is from Kentucky, and the third is from New Orleans.

All three go with a White House...

A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that when he arrived and sat down at the head table,
he suddenly realized that he had forgotten his false teeth. Turning to the man next...

A young woman brought her fiancé home to meet her parents.

After dinner, her mother told the girl's father to find out about the young man.

The father invited the fiancé to his study for a...

One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.


He asked one man,...

A family brings their elderly Mother to a nursing home and tells her they will be back later in the afternoon. While sitting in her new room, she gently slides to the left in her chair. The...

A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale '
He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the...