The Waitress

> A man and a woman were having a quiet, romantic dinner
> in a fine restaurant.
> They were gazing lovingly at each other and holding hands.
>
> The waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps
> away, suddenly noticed
> the woman slowly sliding down her chair and under the table
> -
> but the man stared straight ahead.
>
> The waitress watched as the woman slid all the way down her
> chair and
> out of sight under the table. Still, the man stared straight
> ahead.
>
> The waitress, thinking this behavior a bit risqué, and
> worried that it might offend
> other diners, went over to the table and, tactfully, began
> by saying to the man
> "Pardon me, sir, but I think your wife just slid under
> the table."
> The man calmly looked up at her and said, "No, she
> didn't. She just walked in."