The Wish

A guy walks into a bar with a little guy on his shoulder. The guy orders a drink and the barkeep brings it over and the guy takes a sip. The little guy jumps off his shoulder and promptly kicks the drink over. This little scene plays out 2 more times and the bartender goes over to the guy and asks, "hey man, I couldn't help but notice the little guy keeps kicking over your drink after your first sip, what gives?" The guy answers, "I was walking on this beach and I found a bottle with a cork in it. When I uncorked the bottle a genie came out and granted me one wish. I asked for a 12 inch dick..."

Dam the luck!