Chicago Church

Chicago Church



When I heard Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson were going to be guest preachers at a nearby church, I decided to go and check them out in person.



As soon as I sat down, Reverend Sharpton came over to me. I don't know why, maybe it was because I was the only white person in the church. He laid his hands on my hand and said: "By the will of Jesus the Lord Almighty, and the will of God, you will walk today."



I told him I was not paralyzed.



Then Jesse Jackson came by and said: "By the Grace of God, and his Son Jesus, the Lord Almighty, you will walk today."


Again I said that there is nothing wrong with me.



After the sermon I stepped outside and lo and behold.....




My Car Was Gone!!!

Amen

You know better...LOL...Katana1

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