The Adventures of Angus

A Scot is leaving a pub one night and his wife is in the passenger seat yelling at him to slow down, drive better etc.... Finally, the Scot is ignoring his wife as much as he can and goes whipping around a sharp corner and his wife falls out of the car. This happens right in front of a policeman which immediately pulls him over.

The officer says, "Hey Angus, your wife was just thrown out of the car at that last corner back there!"

Angus replies, "Oh thank God! I thought I was going deaf!"