Grand kids are so smart

I
was eating breakfast with my 10-year-old Granddaughter and I
asked her,
What day is tomorrow?"

Without skipping a beat she said,
"It's Presidents Day!"

She's smart, so I asked her "What does
Presidents Day mean?"
I was waiting for something about Obama, Bush or
Clinton, etc.

She replied, "Presidents Day is when the President
steps out of the
White House, And if he sees his shadow, we have 4
more years of Bull
Shit."

You know, it hurts when hot coffee
spurts out your nose!!!!!!

Very nice one my friend!